There are a lot of topical Russian references we could make right here, but food is about bringing people together, not pushing them apart. (And anyway, Kiev is in Ukraine.) We won't make cheesy Russian jokes; all we'll do is mention how delicious this fried chicken is, how gorgeously the goat cheese butter coats every crevice of said fried chicken with delight. In Soviet Russia, chicken goat cheese butters you! Ok, we lied about the cheesy Russian jokes. Tip: If available, place chicken in a disposable gallon-size freezer bag for pounding. Gallon bags allow for easier cleanup.