Fancy pants! That's what all your friends will say when you order this meal, with such elusive and exotic concepts as bistro (restaurant), frites (potatoes), and truffles (expensive and exclusive mushrooms. These are the kind of fungi that vacation with billionaire pop stars on yachts.) This meal is worth the pretty words; the delightful filets melts in your mouth and the truffle triumphs on the frites. Feel fancy, for you deserve it. Tip: Get your frites on! Best way to make the frites: Halve your potato, then place cut side down. Slice lengthwise into 1/4" slices, then stack half the potato slices and cut again to 1/4" slices.